Bob's Insurance Policies are a jumbled mess of confusion and uncertainty. We offer a 50/50 chance of actually paying out, but only if we feel like it.
Our coverage includes, but is not limited to:
- Maybe paying for your medical bills, but only if you wear our branded scrubs
- We'll give you a 10% discount on your premiums if you agree to let us track your every move
- Our customer service is staffed by robots who are only slightly less annoying than our human representatives
Don't believe us, it's all just a bunch of hooey.