Mission Briefing: Phase One

Objective: Gather Intel on Coffee Machine

Bob, you have been assigned to investigate a series of strange occurrences involving the office coffee machine. Reports indicate it has been spewing forth a toxic blend of coffee and despair. Your mission is to gather data, interview witnesses, and determine the root cause of this catastrophe.

Proceed to Phase Two: Data Analysis to review your findings and develop a plan of action. Prepare for Phase Three: Coffee Machine Sabotage