The Sock Saga Continues
Bob's Socks of Doom, Inc. has been plagued by a series of unfortunate events, including but not limited to:
- Socks went missing in the wash, only to be replaced by identical, yet somehow inferior, knockoff socks.
- Our CEO's prized collection of neon pink polka dots was pilfered by a group of marauding raccoons.
- A rival company, 'Sole Mates Inc.' launched a vicious smear campaign, claiming our socks are 'too tight'.