That One Project: A Study in Mediocrity

This project is a shining example of Bob's exceptional ability to do the bare minimum.

A team of highly trained monkeys worked tirelessly for months to achieve the following milestones:

• Day 1: The monkeys learned to use the copier.
• Day 2: The monkeys mastered the art of staring blankly into space.
• Day 3: The monkeys discovered that the ceiling tile was actually a window.

Current Status:

Phase 2: The monkeys are currently trying to figure out what Phase 1 was.

Estimated Completion Date: Never

Project Leader's Quote: "We're making progress, folks! I can feel it!"

Project Budget: $100,000 (all of which has been spent on copier ink and monkey food)

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Phase 2: Because Progress

Phase 3: The Final Countdown

Phase 4: The Inquisition

Phase 5: The Never-Ending Story