A Brief History
It all started on a fateful Tuesday morning when Bob, our esteemed team leader, decided to test the office coffee machine. The results were nothing short of catastrophic.
The once-silent machine erupted in a frenzy of steam, spewing forth a torrent of scalding water that threatened to engulf the entire office.
Read the full account of the Great Coffee CataclysmNotable Victims
- John from HR, who still has third-degree burns on his hands
- Carol from Marketing, who now has a permanent scar above her left eyebrow
- The entire IT department, who are still trying to reboot their sanity
Aftermath and Lessons Learned
The incident has left our office with a newfound respect for the power of steam and a revised emergency evacuation procedure.
As a team, we are committed to never again underestimate the wrath of the coffee machine.