Awards for Outstanding Contributions to the Field of Extreme Frugality & General Awkwardness

Best Newcomer: Bob's Unconventional Sausage Roll

Brought to you by Bob, this dish is a masterclass in unorthodox flavor combinations and questionable texture. Judges praised its ability to make them question the fabric of reality.

Best Use of Unnecessary Parentheses: Steve's (totally not a placeholder) (totally not a placeholder) (totally not a) Award

Steve's use of parentheses in his presentation was so excessive that it was almost as if he was trying to outdo the very fabric of reality itself. Almost.

Best Teamwork: Bob & Steve's Unholy Union

For their ability to simultaneously confuse, infuriate, and occasionally delight their audience, Bob and Steve have taken home the award for Best Teamwork. Judges praised their synergy as 'unholy.'

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