1. Choosing the Right Spikes - Don't be that guy who shows up to the apocalypse with a bunch of dull, ineffective spikes. Choose the right ones for the job.
2. Attaching the Spikes with Panache - Because who needs a boring old nail when you can use a hammer and some twine?
3. Tightening the Spikes with Finesse - It's all about the subtle art of over-tightening, baby.
4. Adding a Spike Cape for that Extra Touch - Because, let's be real, what's the point of having spiked ankles if you're not gonna make a fashion statement?