Knee Armor Testing Facility
Frequently Asked Questions
Bob's team of expert knee armor testers (okay, just Bob) answer your most pressing questions about knee armor.
Q: What is this thing I'm looking at?
A: This is a knee armor. It's a plate of armor that you put on your knees to protect them from harm.
Q: Will it make me look cool?
A: Probably not. But who cares? You're here for the safety, not the fashion.
Q: Can I wear it in the rain?
A: Why would you want to? The rust is going to ruin it.
Q: Can I wear it to the mall?
A: No, the mall has those fancy-schmancy security cameras that will pick up on the armor and you'll get arrested. Go to the secret armor showcase instead.
See our armor specifications for more information.