Leg Cramp Survey Results: A Bob's Knee Armor Testing Initiative

Thank you for participating in Bob's latest experiment in knee armor technology.

Crampiness Levels:

Very Crampy (45%): You're basically a human pretzel.
Moderately Crampy (30%): You're getting there, but still got some squats in you.
Not Very Crampy (25%): You're basically a normal person, congrats.
Not At All Crampy (0%): You're not even human, you're a robot.

Favorite Cramp-Relief Techniques:

Massaging my knees with a sledgehammer (20%): Don't try this at home.
Prayer (15%): God is not listening.
Clenching a nearby doorframe (25%): Effective, but also very awkward.
Drinking 5 gallons of water (10%): Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.
Just waiting it out (30%): Science!

Stay tuned for more exciting updates from Bob's Knee Armor Testing Lab!

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