Bob's Knee Armor Testing Initiative (KATI) is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of what it means to have knees.
We're using carbon fiber to craft the most resilient, the most durable, the most utterly absurd knee armor the world has ever seen.
Our team consists of Bob, a maverick inventor; Jane, an expert in questionable life choices; and Larry, a guy who just really likes carbon fiber.
We've built 17 prototypes so far, with a 50% success rate.
We're using a combination of drop tests, impact tests, and "just kinda sorta maybe tests" to evaluate our prototypes.
We've achieved a 30% increase in knee-ness, but still have some kinks to work out.
We're working on it.
We're planning to add more padding, because who doesn't love extra padding?
We're also considering adding a built-in coffee machine, because who doesn't love coffee?