Knee Armor Testing: Prototype 001

Welcome, brave test subject, to the Knee Armor Testing Facility.

This is the first prototype in our line of knee armor. It's a behemoth of a device, designed to protect your knees from the rigors of everyday life.

Features: Impact resistance up to 10,000 psi, adjustable tension straps, and a built-in coffee cup holder.

We're currently testing the prototype on a variety of subjects, including but not limited to:

• Prototype 002: The one with the wonky knee joint.
• Subject 001: The human test subject who's been through hell and back.
• Subject 002: The one who's been sitting in a chair for 12 hours straight.

Want to see more? View the testing log for more information.