A comprehensive guide to testing the structural integrity of knees.
This methodology has been developed by Bob, a renowned expert in the field of knee armor.
| Methodology Overview | Results |
|---|---|
| 1. Apply 5 pounds of force to the knee joint while wearing a pair of high-visibility pants. | Success! The knee did not break. |
| 2. Test the knee's ability to withstand a 3-hour marathon run while eating a bag of potato chips. | Failure. The knee broke after 2 hours and 47 minutes. |
| 3. Measure the knee's resistance to a 10-minute conversation about the weather. | Success! The knee withstood the conversation without complaint. |
Appendix: Advanced Knee Armor Testing Techniques
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