Knee Armor Testing Results: Defect Reports

Defect Report 001: Knee Armor Malfunctioning

Test subject: Bob's Knee Armor 9000

Defect: Armor failed to deploy properly, causing a 3.2 second delay in response time.

Causes: Software bug, possibly related to the 'knee-itis' update.

Recommendations: Reboot system, update software, or consult a professional (not included in cost).

Test subject: Bob's Knee Armor Deluxe 1000

Defect: Armor exhibited excessive squeakiness during high-intensity activities.

Causes: Possible misaligned bearings or worn-out squeak-suppressant coating.

Recommendations: Replace squeak-suppressant coating, or consider upgrading to the Knee Armor Extreme 5000.