Because taking selfies is the most important thing you can do, we've created Bob's Selfie Printer.
With our patented Selfie-Genie technology, you can print out your most stunning selfies in high-resolution, glossy paper, with a side of existential dread.
Selfie Printing Hacks - Because who doesn't love a good print job?
Printer Maintenance Log:
Last checked:
Selfies Printed: 1,234,567,890 (and still counting)
Selfies Printed per Hour: 1,000 (we're working on it)