Section 1: The Plan
We received intel that the enemy had fortified their defenses. We adapted, and adapted well.
The team employed a daring tactic, using our trusty "Bob-ombs" to blast through the defenses.
Success was imminent.
Section 2: The Aftermath
Our daring plan succeeded, and we claimed the objective.
The enemy was vanquished, their defenses reduced to rubble.
We celebrated with cake and "Bobs" (our official team snack).
Section 3: The Numbers
We encountered 4,200 enemy agents.
We eliminated 2,300 of them.
This is a 56% success rate, which we're pretty sure is "above average."