Bob's Mission Report

Mission Briefing: Operation "Slightly-Better-Than-Nothing"

Entry 1: Infiltration of the Ministry of Red Tape

We successfully infiltrated the Ministry of Red Tape, where we discovered that the entire building was actually a giant ball of twine.

Our operatives managed to extract 37 pieces of paper, which we later used to create a decent paper airplane.

Operation Twine: A Case Study

Entry 2: The Great Donut Heist

Our team pulled off the impossible: we stole 17 donuts from the Ministry's cafeteria in under 5 minutes.

The look on the cafeteria manager's face was... memorable.

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Secret Agenda (Classified Document)