Pizza Popper Reckoning

As per the sacred tradition of BobSmith's snack reporting, I'm here to give you the lowdown on the pizza popper's performance this quarter.

**Topping Count:**

• Mozzarella Shredder: 12,457
• Pepperoni Pumper: 8,219
• Meatball Maestro: 4,123

**Pizza Popper Efficiency Index (PPI):** 87.5%

**Recommendation:** We need more anchovies. Stat.

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