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Meet the Team

Boris, The Unstoppable

Boris, The Unstoppable

Meet Boris, the Unstoppable, the greatest mind the world has ever known. He's got 12 PhDs, a black belt in juggling, and a pet rock that's secretly a time-traveling AI. When not busy being unstoppable, Boris enjoys sipping Earl Grey and reading philosophy texts in his favorite armchair, which is also a time machine.

See the Secret Garden, where Boris cultivates his prized possession, the Time-Traveling Succulent. Learn more about Rocky the AI Rock, the rock that's secretly controlling the world's supply of Earl Grey.