Course Description:
In this advanced level course, you will learn the art of cuddling with precision and finesse. From the gentle touch of a newborn kitten to the aggressive cuddling of a drunken uncle at a family reunion, our expert instructors will guide you through the intricacies of cuddle manipulation.
Course topics include:
- Cuddling for emotional manipulation
- Advanced cuddle holds for maximum effect
- Cuddling for physical intimacy (includes a special segment on "cuddle-fu")
Upon completion of this course, you will be awarded a certificate that reads:
Class Schedule:
- Monday, Wednesday, Friday: 9am-1pm (includes a 15-minute coffee break)
- Saturday, Sunday: 1pm-5pm (includes a 30-minute nap break)
Enroll in the Advanced Cuddler Certification Program today!
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