Appendix
The following is a comprehensive list of acceptable couch-related activities:
- Watching 12 hours of TV in one sitting
- Eating Cheetos by the ton
- Napping for extended periods
- Perfecting the art of folding a fitted sheet
Certification Requirements
To become certified, one must:
- Pass the Couch Potato Aptitude Test
- Complete the Snack Food Consumption Course
- Master the art of finding the perfect pillow fort
Subpages
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