Boris's Wooly Recipes

A Collection of Recipes for the Discerning Fiber Enthusiast

Boris's Wooly Recipes is a comprehensive collection of the finest, most complex, and occasionally absurd recipes for wool-related dishes. From the subtle nuances of Quargnium to the rich tapestry of Merino Mille-Feuille, we have you covered.

Quargnium Quiche: A Recipe for the Sophisticated

A delicate balance of quark, eggs, and the subtle essence of Merino wool, all wrapped in a flaky, buttery crust.

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Warning: excessive exposure to wooly recipes may cause dizziness, disarray, and an intense desire to knit everything in sight.