Warning: the following methods are untested, unproven, and possibly utterly useless. Proceed with caution!
1. Mind-Bending Meditation: Sit in a room full of mirrors and stare at your own reflection for exactly 37 minutes and 13 seconds. Repeat as necessary.
2. Paradoxical Puzzle Solving: Try to fit a square peg into a round hole. Report back with your results.
3. Neuroplastic Nonsense: Eat a whole jar of wasabi sauce. Wait for the cognitive dissonance to kick in.
4. Quantum Quantum Quacking: Stare at a wall for 5 hours and 23 minutes. Suddenly, reality will bend to your will.