Temporally Looped, You Are

Welcome to the time-looping technique, where you'll be stuck in a never-ending cycle of productivity. Don't worry, it's not a bug, it's a feature!

Imagine waking up every morning, and it's always 3am. You're in a temporal loop, reliving the same day over and over. Sounds like a dream come true, right?

Here's how it works:

• Wake up, have a shower, get dressed.
• Go to the kitchen, grab a coffee, and check your emails.
• Repeat steps 1-2 until you get it right.

Side effects may include:

• Loss of social skills.
• Increased caffeine dependency.
• Mild existential dread.

But hey, it's not all bad! In this loop, you can master any skill you've always wanted, like:

Achieving Ultimate Caffeine Tolerance Optimizing Your Wardrobe

Or, you know, just watch cat videos all day.