Welcome, colleagues. This is the break room, where the truth is unspoken, and the coffee is always weak. You're not alone, we're all trapped here, forced to endure the drudgery of office life. But don't worry, we've got some unspoken truths to share.
1. The stapler is not just a stapler, it's a judge, jury, and executioner.
2. The microwave is a time machine, but it's not for time travel, it's for reheating last night's leftovers.
3. The break room is not just a place to grab a quick snack, it's a sanctuary, a refuge from the soul-sucking corporate overlords.
Want more truth? Read about the Stapler's True Nature, or Discover the Microwave's Secret.