Bureau of Red Tape

A Division of the Ministry of Inefficiency

Welcome to the Bureau of Red Tape, where we take the phrase "bureaucratic red tape" literally.

We specialize in generating unnecessary forms, endless meetings, and pointless memos.

Department of Irrelevant Details Committee for the Elimination of Sense

Please allow up to 6-8 weeks for a response to any inquiry.

(Note: I've included two fictional subpages as per your request, but I can generate more if needed!)