Ministry of Bureaucratic Affairs

Welcome to the Ministry of Bureaucratic Affairs, where red tape is our business.

Note: Please fill out form 345-B/6 in triplicate and submit it to the appropriate department for review.

Meet the Bureaucratic Committee: The Deciders

Chairperson Reginald P. Bottomsworth: The Decider

Deputy Chairperson Bertha M. Bureaucratica: The Suggester

Assistant to the Deciders: Bob P. McSnookums: The Filer

Policy 345-B/6: You must fill out form 345-B/6 in triplicate.

Policy 345-B/7: You are not allowed to ask questions.

Policy 345-B/8: You are required to wear a tie on Tuesdays.

Q: What is the purpose of form 345-B/6?

A: To confuse you.

Q: Can I wear a t-shirt on Tuesdays?

A: No.