Welcome to the Bureaucratic Empire

We are the keepers of the red tape. We are the ones who hold the power to bind and unbind your requests.

Our forms are the key to unlocking the secrets of our vast and labyrinthine empire.

Please select from one of our many forms below to begin your journey.

Form 1: Application for Slightly-Used Staple Remover Form 2: Request for Officially-Approved Coffee Breaks Form 3: Appeal for More Cubicles