The Bureaucratic Overlords

Rules of Operation

• Article 1: All requests are subject to review and approval by the Committee of Highly Important People.
• Article 2: Requests must be submitted in triplicate, using only approved font sizes, colors, and font styles.
• Article 3: All decisions are final. Appeals will not be considered.
• Article 4: The Director of Bureaucratic Affairs has the final say.
• Article 5: All employees are required to wear a name tag at all times, even on weekends and holidays.
• Article 6: The coffee machine is not to be used for personal coffee consumption. Only official meetings are permitted.

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