Team Chronos

Division of Time Management and Discombobulation

Welcome to Team Chronos, where time is currency and punctuality is a distant memory.

Our mission is to make time management so chaotic, you'll forget what day it is, let alone what year. Join us, and lose all sense of time and space!

Subordinate departments include:

Don't get lost in our time vortex? Frequently Asked Questions might help.

Or, if all else fails, Emergency Timeline will be here to save your sanity.

Or, if you're feeling really lost, Chrono-Compass will help you find your way through the time-space continuum.

Or, just stick around and we'll try not to drive you crazy.