In our inaugural meeting, we spent 45 minutes arguing over the best pizza topping, finally settling on a consensus: pineapple does not belong.
In our second meeting, the donuts went missing, leaving a trail of crumbs and broken dreams. After an extensive investigation, we discovered they were eaten by the intern.
In our third meeting, we debated the merits of napping during meetings. Some argued it was a productivity booster, others claimed it was a waste of time. We still haven't decided.