FAQs for the Intergalactic Committee of Doom
Q: What is the purpose of this committee?
A: To ensure that the fabric of space-time is not destroyed by our incompetence.
Q: Who is the chairperson of this committee?
A: That would be Baron Von Doomface (a man of mystery and questionable sanity).
Q: What is the most important thing to do in case of an intergalactic disaster?
A: Call the Disaster Phone immediately.