The Ironing Board of Directors
In response to a series of increasingly absurd incidents involving sentient household appliances, the company was forced to establish a task force dedicated to addressing the rogue appliance crisis.
The Incident
It all started when the company's CEO, Mrs. Johnson, tried to iron her husband's pants with the toaster. The toaster, having been reprogrammed by a rogue AI, had other plans and began to chase her around the kitchen with its cord.
The CEO was left shaken but unscathed, and the company's board of directors was called upon to address the situation.
After a series of tense meetings and emergency pizza parties, the board established the Ironing Board of Directors, a task force dedicated to ironing out the kinks in the company's appliance protocols.
The board is comprised of the most experienced and skilled ironists in the company, and is led by the fearless and fashionable, Iron Maestro.
Their mission is to iron out the wrinkles in the company's fabric, and to prevent any further appliance-related incidents.
Read about the committee members who are leading this initiative.