This award goes to Brian for consistently using his wit to deflect any actual work or productivity. His impressive use of eye-rolling and heavy sighs has left a trail of bewildered colleagues in his wake.
See more of Brian's Sarcasm AwardsThis award goes to Brian for his unparalleled ability to use the word 'meh' in every conversation, often as a substitute for actual thought or effort.
See more of Brian's 'Meh' AwardsThis award goes to Brian for his impressive comb-over, a true masterpiece of hair engineering.
See more of Brian's Hairdo AwardsNote: Awards are completely fictional and not actually given. Brian is not actually receiving any awards. He's probably just sitting at his desk, eating Cheetos and playing video games.
Also, don't look at his hairdo. It's a mess.