Team Dave: Privacy Policy

We're not actually a real team, but we're here to tell you that we don't care about your personal data. Like, at all. Our servers are probably in a cave in Eastern Europe, and our data analysts are probably just a bunch of cats in hoodies playing video games.

We may or may not collect some information from your browser, like the fact that you're reading this on a device made by Apple, and that you're wearing a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt from 2012. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone.

Our team of highly-trained, highly-overworked lawyers have given you the usual run-around on this, but here are the basics:

• We don't share your data with anyone, unless you're wearing a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt, in which case, we'll sell your info to the highest bidder.
• We'll use your data to make you a better, more informed consumer, like a robot that's been programmed to buy you more stuff.
• We'll probably lose your data in a fire, but that's just an excuse for us to get some free fire insurance.

That's it. If you want to see our cookie policy, click here. If you want to see our terms of service, click here.

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