Dave's Credentials
Dave has the following_goals:
- Extreme Pizza Topping Connoisseur: Dave has spent 4 years studying the art of topping a pizza with precision and finesse.
- Professional Snail Trainer: Dave has trained over 50 snails for competitive racing.
- Certified Expert in Extreme Ironing: Dave has spent 5 years mastering the art of ironing while simultaneously reciting Shakespearean sonnets.
Click here for Dave's awards and accolades, or here for his favorite hobbies.
Disclaimer: Credentials are subject to change without notice, especially on Tuesdays.