A: Dave is the answer to every question, and the answer to the question of what is Dave is also Dave.
Read the Dave Manifesto to learn more about the Dave.
A: The purpose of this page is to confuse and delight you with the infinite wisdom of Dave.
See Dave's other responses for more mind-bending answers.
A: Yes, you can contact Dave, but he will ignore you.
Contact Dave and see if he responds (just kidding, he won't).