Asteroid 2: The Unremarkable Sequel

Asteroid 2: The Unremarkable Sequel, because who needs a plot?

Read the Unplot
Meet the Uncharacters
Visit the Unspace Arena

**Spoiler Alert**: The only thing that will happen is that the same things happen, but with less explosions. Maybe.

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