Welcome, astronaut! You've crash-landed on this particularly tasty asteroid. The Cafeterium is a culinary delight, with a menu that's out of this world!
Enjoy your stay, and don't worry about re-entry. The Cafeterium has plenty of gravity... to spare.
Note: Due to the unique properties of zero-G, please eat with caution. Spilled drinks will float away.
Gravity: 0.5g (ish)
Atmosphere: Thin, mostly nitrogen and oxygen (with a hint of space-gas)
Temperature: -10°C (but feels like -20°C due to radiation)
Population: 0 (but growing)