Asteroid Maintenance 101

So, you've got an asteroid and you want to keep it in shape. That's great. Here are some tips:

  1. Docking techniques: The Art of Not Crashing into Your Neighbor's Ship
  2. Communication with the Asteroid Operator: It's Not Just About the Beeps
  3. Asteroid Physical Therapy: When Your Asteroid's Getting a Little Too Big

Remember, maintaining an asteroid is a big responsibility. Don't forget to oil the joints and vacuum the interior. Your asteroid's happiness depends on it.

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