Welcome to the most unorthodox guide to Dota 2 you'll ever read. I'm Team Dave, and I'm here to tell you that winning is not everything, but it's a good starting point.
If you're feeling adventurous, try our Random Item Spawner to see what kind of weird and wonderful items you can get.
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