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Dave's Team: Order 1234 Implementation

By: Dave, Lord of the Realm

As decreed by Order 1234, we are tasked with the most epic of implementations: the creation of the world's most efficient, most supreme, most majestic of systems.

Key Features:

Unlimited power to the people (or at least, to Dave)
Unrelenting speed, even in the face of catastrophic failure
Unwavering commitment to the cause (or at least, to Dave's ego)

Implementation Details

Phase 1: Research and Development

We spent an eternity researching the most esoteric of topics. We consulted with the world's top experts (who all happen to be Dave's cousins).

Our research led us to the following groundbreaking discoveries:

The color blue is actually just the absence of green
Coffee is the answer to all of life's greatest mysteries
The square root of 16 is actually just 4 (or is it -4?)

And thus we were able to implement the following revolutionary technologies:

The Turbo-Powered Disappointment Engine
The Inflato-Matic
The Discombobulation Device

Phase 2: Testing and Iteration

With our revolutionary technologies in hand, we set out to test and refine them. We tested on our trusty guinea pigs, the inhabitants of our secret underground lair.

The results were, shall we say, 'mixed'. Some of our guinea pigs achieved enlightenment, while others... well, let's just say they're still working on it.

Phase 3: Deployment and Maintenance

(Note: Please do not click on this link unless you are prepared for the existential implications)