Order 1234: The Quest for More Cowbell

By order of Team Dave, you are hereby commanded to:

• Bring more cowbell to the break room
• Conduct a thorough analysis of the stapler situation
• Develop a plan to increase the coffee-to-creamer ratio

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forced attendance at a 3-hour meeting on Fridays
• Loss of access to the foosball table
• Forced watching of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show"

Don't forget to sign and date the Sign and Date Form to indicate your understanding of this order.

Also, be aware that Appendix 1: The History of Cowbell and Appendix 2: The Coffee Crier are available for your edification.

Remember, Team Dave is watching. Contact the Committee if you have any questions or concerns.

Side note: If you are experiencing any of the following symptoms, please report to The Committee immediately:

• Excessive happiness
• Uncontrollable laughter
• Spontaneous combustion