Decree 5678

By order of the Supreme Leader, Dave, the team is hereby instructed to:

• Conduct a thorough analysis of the snack budget for the quarter.
• Implement a new system for tracking tardiness, with severe penalties for those who arrive late to meetings.
• Host a mandatory "Team-Building" event, featuring a series of trust-building exercises and a catered dinner of nachos.

Failure to comply with this decree will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to: loss of privileges, mandatory attendance at "Team-Building", and a strongly-worded letter to HR.

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