Agile Sprints: Because "Sprint" Sounds Like a Word That Means "We're Gonna Crash and Burn in a Month"

Agile Sprints: the ultimate way to plan your project management project. Or not.

You see, the key to a successful Agile Sprint is to set a goal, work towards it, and then pretend like you didn't just spend the entire sprint working on the wrong thing.

It's all about being flexible, adaptable, and completely losing track of what you're doing.

Here's our current sprint timeline:

  • Sprint 1: "We're Gonna Crush It!" 1 week
  • Sprint 2: "Wait, What Were We Working On Again?" 1.5 weeks
  • Sprint 3: "Sudden Onset Panic!" 1 week

And don't forget to check out our Daily Standups for the most exciting minute-by-minute breakdowns of our progress (or lack thereof).

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