Agile
A methodology for managing projects in a flexible and adaptive way, because who needs a plan, anyway?
Key Principles
- Iterative Development: Because who needs a clear end goal, really?
- Continuous Improvement: Because who needs a finished product, anyway?
- Sprint-Based Workflows: Because who needs a clear schedule, right?
- Sprints - Because who needs a clear understanding of what's going on, anyway?
Agile Tools
- Trello - Because who needs a real project management tool, really?
- Kanban - Because who needs a clear workflow, anyway?
- Lean - Because who needs a finished product, really?
Agile Jargon
- WIP - Work In Progress (but let's be real, it's just a bunch of stuff in the middle of nowhere)
- MVP - Minimum Viable Product (which is just a slightly-less-broken version of the previous one)
- Scrum Master - Because who needs a real project manager, right?