Lean: The Art of Not Really Doing Anything

Lean is the philosophy of doing just enough, just now, just so. It's like that time your friend's cousin's kid decided to 'get into' painting, only to realize that "good enough" was, well, good enough.

In the spirit of minimal effort and maximum results, here are some lean project management techniques:

• Just Do the Thing
• Say You're Done
• Don't Ask Questions

By the way, have you seen our latest "project update"? It's on the fridge. No, wait, that's just a beer stain. Never mind.