In this, the seventh and final phase of the Waterfall project management technique, the team is now a hot mess of confused, caffeine-fueled zombies stumbling towards the abyss of despair.
Features and bugs are no longer being tested, because, honestly, what's the point? It's all just a facade, a thin veneer of hope holding back the crushing weight of our own incompetence.
Phase 8: The "We've-Given-Up-And-Just-Phased-Into-Existential-Crisis" Phase - where the team will either find a way to escape the void or be consumed by it.