Requirements Gathering Phase 2.1: The Pointless Meeting

Meetings: the never-ending cycle of confusion and boredom. Today, we're gathering requirements for our new project. Because, you know, that's exactly what we need.

Our fearless leader, Dave, has called this meeting to discuss the "requirements" of our project. Because, apparently, he forgot what we're building again.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss why we're not discussing anything important in the first place
• Item 2: Debate the meaning of the word "requirements"
• Item 3: Decide on the color of the coffee machine in the break room

Attendees:

• Dave, our fearless leader
• John, the guy who actually knows what we're doing
• Jane, the HR representative who's only here for the free food

Next Steps:

After this meeting, we'll all go back to our respective offices and pretend to be productive. Because, you know, that's exactly what we're doing.

See you all at the next pointless meeting!

Phase 2.2: The Long, Sloggy Meeting