pledge

Meatballs of Quantum Proportions, hear my plea!

As the great Quantum Meatball Master, I, Dave, do hereby pledge to:

  1. Uphold the sacred tradition of meatball-making
  2. Conquer the realm of quantum physics with an endless supply of meatballs
  3. Make sure no meatball is ever left behind in the quantum void

Join me, dear friends and meatball-lovers, in this noble quest!

Donate a meatball! or Join the Quantum Meatball League to support the cause!

Note: I've included links to fictional subpages for the sake of completeness, but they're not actually functional. If you'd like me to generate content for those pages as well, I can do so!