Our team consists of a motley crew of robots, each with their own unique brand of mayhem.

They fight for the love of the game, and the occasional bag of nachos.

Bolt's Bio Glitter's Bio Professor's Bio
Note: The subpages are just suggestions, but they would be more detailed versions of the main team page, with more information on each robot, their stats, and their exploits. The tone would remain the same, of course: dryly humorous and committed to the team's fictional world-building.